real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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