What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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