I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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