Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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