At least make sure they are 18
Why
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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