So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
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