I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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