I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
we should paint friendship bongs
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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