i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
