Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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