went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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