Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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