If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
