walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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