But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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