love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
