Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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