i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
my liver is dry heaving
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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