So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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