Define "chronic" masturbator.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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