I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
where are my eyebrows?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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