How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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