Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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