Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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