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today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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