So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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