you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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