I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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