On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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