he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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