I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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