i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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