can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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