porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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