He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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