lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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