It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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