You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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