One girl and one boy is just not enough.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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