My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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