he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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