I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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