I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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