Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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