Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Randomize
