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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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