She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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