grandma shit on top of the toilet
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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