I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Randomize