no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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