Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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