I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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