Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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