i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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