i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize