We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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