in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I need a burrito and a hug.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
