so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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