I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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